Peyton "Couldn't Make It To The Superbowl Again" Manning
The Associated Press 2008 NFL Comeback Player of the Year somehow happened to be:
Chad " 3 Interceptions In 7 passes; Wait This Isn't The Jets?" Pennington
The Associated Press 2008 NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year could only have been:
Matt "I Swear To God This Dog Is Only A Stuffed Animal" Ryan
The NFC Pro Bowl Selection For Starting Quarterback:
Kurt "I Fumbled Half The Season Away" Warner
The AFC Pro Bowl Selection for Reserve Quarterbacks without a doubt had to have been:
Brett "I Throw Inteceptions Like It's My Job" Favre
and we can not forget:
Jay "Should Have Clinched The Playoffs in Week 10" Cutler
Who the #$%^ are they watching on Sunday? Peyton Manning is NOT THAT GOOD. He proved it in his cake walk turned loss to the San Diego Chargers last night. How could he possibly get MVP and also starter for the AFC? Chad Pennington's Dolphins won the lottery getting into the playoffs and got raped by the Ravens. The only reason they won any games was because of that "wildcat" offense which eliminated Pennington at quarterback! Don't get me wrong, I love Matt Ryan, I was a huge fan of him at BC and I thought he had a great rookie season in Atlanta although his #$% show at Arizona proved he was no Flacco. Kurt Warner is a decent quarterback, but any quarterback that allows his team to *#$% up that bad to end a season, doesn't deserve to start for the NFC. #$%^ I'd give it to McNabb after tonight's win over Warner. Did anyone see Matt Leinhart step into the game in Arizona's near blow out to the New England Patriots? Pro Bowl starter I think not. Brett Favre? BRETT *#$%@*$ FAVRE? The senior citizen tried harder to LOSE his cake walk of an end of season than any quarterback I've ever seen. He single handedly removed the Jets from the playoffs after week 12. How could anyone vote him into the Pro Bowl Period? Jay Cutler? Another choke artist that does not even deserve to be talked about. The NFL and Associated Press need to stop sucking dicks and start paying attention to football.
...well at least the Associate Press got it right naming this guy as the 2008 Defensive Rookie of the Year:
Jerod "I Eat Children For Breakfast" Mayo
...too bad his 11-5 Patriots weren't allowed into the Playoffs.
Biggest Snubs:
Matt Cassell ( QB New England) * as well as Comeback (dude hadn't played since High School!)
Phillip Rivers (QB San Deigo)
Joe Flacco (QB Baltimore) * as Offensive Rookie of the Year
Randy Moss (WR New England)
Calvin Johnson (WR Detroit)
Sam Koch (Punter Baltimore)
Patriot's O-Line
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